Upgrade/Downgrade… May 1, 2008

…is all I have to say about THIS new couple. Although John has went from pretty stupid to pretty and talented, Jennifer went from Brad Pitt to tattooed songbird. I wouldn’t push him out of bed, although homeboy could use some sleep for those bags under his eyes.
 
XOXO
Gossip Guy

Get my head out of the DataCloud… April 24, 2008

Johndan Johnson-Eilola wrote a book called DataCloud: Toward a New Theory of Online Work. The book was shortish, little interesting and if I had read this six months ago I probably would have taken a better liking to it. I have grown to hate the internet and technology in such a way that I would [...]

Is there hope for me… April 24, 2008

…if Star Jones and Al Reynods fake marriage broke up? Woe is me, I’ll probably never take a lover now
 
XOXO
Gossip Guy

Hey YouTube, Get out of my Facebook! April 17, 2008

I remember a time when Myspace was a white background any user could only post 9 picture (it might have been 12). I remember a time when if you wanted to see TLCs Red Light Special, you had to go without because where would you find that? I remember a time when only college students [...]

It’s on now Bitches! April 17, 2008

Apparently Christian from Project Runway and The Girls from The Hills are feuding. I for one agree with his point, and I think Heidi Montag is a huge whore anyway.
You Love it!
XOXO
Gossip Guy

Oh Paris Hilton… April 11, 2008

…I’ll be your friend, because apparently no one else wants to. Just buy me something nice and I’ll fake a smile and go along. How bad could it be?
 
You know you love me
XOXO
Gossip Guy

I </3 PowerPoint April 10, 2008

So, whats the deal with Powerpoint? I have to say that I’ve gone a good two years pretty much devoid of it in my life and I’ve been ok with it. If I saw powerpoint at a party I would gladly raise my glass in a welcoming and customary manor and not bother walking over [...]

Oh Naomi Campbell… April 9, 2008

…you’re such a benifit to the fasion world. However, you’re a living bain on society. The important thing about it is that you have an absloute grasp on reality. It’s clear why your actions at the airport due entirly to others faults. I’m sure if you had a cell phone to throw the whole incident would [...]

If I die before I wake… April 8, 2008

…it’s because blogging killed me.
 
You probably don’t love it that much
XOXO
Gossip Guy

If ignorance is bliss… April 3, 2008

…how can knowledge bring clarity?
As my no doubt millions of readers know, I’m enrolled in a Writing for Electronic Communities Class at Rowan University. Every week we respond to questions and this weeks was based off some readings I found interesting, but nothing really stuck out for me.
However, a classmate posted a question regarding a quote [...]